I will sleep in the sun on cold days and in the shade on hot days. I will keep all my everything clean with a spit shine. I will try to escape the house more often. I will figure out a way onto the roof. I will hunt more. I will chase things. I will demand more massages.
I might exercise more. I might nap more. I might stretch more. I might whine more. I might show everyone how much I like them. I might ignore them completely.
But, if you upset me, I will pee on your shoes. For this year, I resolve to be more like my cat.
